CONFIDENTIAL

Project Beetle Beetle

Vagabonds

Unique skill-sets

50+

Successful website heists

And 1 thing that unites us:

An unending love of beetles?

A boundless desire for money?

A passion to create high-converting, well-positioned, research-driven websites for ambitious b2b SaaS products.

Mission

Steal the #1 Spot in your Industry for you.

Our mission is to help you defeat mediocre competitors who’re winning just because they got there first or have more money to spend.

We’re dedicated to helping good products get the success they deserve, through better positioning and sharper messaging.

Target

Your biggest, meanest competitors.

We break into your industry, map out the code that gets the audience's attention—and before the competition knows it, you're capturing the market.

Known Crew Members

Last known identity

Sumit Hegde

Codename

Klimt

Expertise

Co-founder, CEO, Part-time fashion influencer

Skills

Extracting the best insights from your customers

Getting your team aligned on your value props

Ensuring every project is successful and on-time

Keeping every one of his 2468 plants alive

Weapon of Choice

Slack

Last known identity

Isha Mandloi

Codename

Weiwei

Expertise

Head Copywriter, Co-founder, God of hoarding

Skills

Diving deep to find value props for your product

Writing hard-hitting copy that engages with your visitors

Buying books she will read....eventually

Gearing up to fill the spot Roger Federer left in the tennis world

Weapon of Choice

Zoom

Last known identity

Manisha Hegde

Codename

Kusama

Expertise

Head Developer, Dog Instagram account owner

Skills

Building powerful no-code websites fast

Creating interactions that make your website feel lux

Watching an alarming number of B-grade horror films

Making unnecessary bets about everything and anything

Weapon of Choice

Webflow

Last known identity

Fatih Takey

Codename

Monet

Expertise

Design Manager, Official Introvert

Skills

Creating visuals that help visitors understand your product

Designing websites that make your visitors fall in love with your brand

Producing the perfect reaction gif/meme for every occasion. Queen’s dead? You got it.

Bartering souls for Spotify in exchange of a banging music taste

Weapon of Choice

Figma

Last known identity

Sanjivani Mandloi

Codename

O'Keefe

Expertise

Copywriter, In-house Bollywood pundit

Skills

Finding the biggest pain points your product solves

Writing copy that makes visitors take action right now

Fangirling over BTS

Writing long, sentimental Instagram captions once in 7 months and then disappearing

Weapon of Choice

Notion

Last known identity

Semanti Ray

Codename

Van Gogh

Expertise

Copywriter, Serial Cake-maker

Skills

Giving a unique twist to the traditional site structure

Turning your customer data into captivating copy

Reading (and writing) a nauseating amount of romance novels

Giving the insider info on eyeshadow techniques

Weapon of Choice

Notion

Last known identity

Tarun Kumar

Codename

Matisse

Expertise

Developer, Gully-Cricket Captain

Skills

Smoothing over animations and hooking up your website to other tools

Making your website mobile-responsive

Practising Roman Reigns’ Finisher Spear on family and friends

Watching reruns of Messi matches and yelling vigorously at the TV screen

Weapon of Choice

Webflow

Last known identity

Disha Dhingra

Codename

Goya

Expertise

Developer, Dark Academia Enthusiast

Skills

Developing responsive, secure websites that give you peace of mind

Finding and squashing pesky bugs on your website

Bingeing all 15 seasons of Supernatural in < 2 weeks

Spreading dark-academia gospel with her second-hand book store

Weapon of Choice

Webflow

Last known identity

Najmul Hasan

Codename

Dali

Expertise

Designer, Dedicated Cat-Person

Skills

Experimenting with unique layouts and helping your website stand out

Turning long-form copy into beautiful readable sections

Competing for the Sleepiest Person in the World badge

Reading up on history so he can repeat the mistakes of our ancestors

Weapon of Choice

Figma

Last known identity

Pankaj Samtani

Codename

Magritte

Expertise

Developer, Wannabe Instagram model

Skills

Developing easy-to-maintain, intuitive websites that never break

Implementing quick fixes that boost your website score

Denying his coffee addiction

Running his secret Aespa fan-account

Weapon of Choice

Webflow

Last known identity

Falak Mehta

Codename

Basquiat

Expertise

Illustration designer, Sunset-lover

Skills

Designing visually stunning graphics that bring life to your static website

Crushing narrative, decorative, informative or conceptual illustrations

Petting every dog she sees

Never missing a photo op ever

Weapon of Choice

Illustrator & Figma

Last known identity

Abdur Rafi Joy

Codename

da Vinci

Expertise

Designer, Token Londoner

Skills

Designing websites that land on ‘Best Websites of 20XX’ lists

Creating buttery sections that your visitors cannot stop scrolling

Anonymously reporting all Liverpool fan accounts on Twitter

Finding a brand new adventure sport to feed his adrenaline craving

Weapon of Choice

Figma

Last known identity

Harish Singh

Codename

Mondrian

Expertise

Motion Designer, to-be-SRK

Skills

Making buttery smooth animations that thrill your audience

Designing visual and sound effects that bring video to life

Devoting his life to animation and video editing tools

Saving up to buy YouTube premium

Weapon of Choice

After Effects

Last known identity

Mahfujul Karim

Codename

Delacroix

Expertise

Designer, Cutest Smile Award Winner

Skills

Creating content sections that beautifully display complex copy

Finding innovative ways to display product info on your site

Providing striking (but unprompted) commentary on every football match

Leading expert on dubbed South Indian cinema

Weapon of Choice

Figma

Last known identity

Pradipta Ray

Codename

Hokusai

Expertise

Copywriter, Maker of delicious soups

Skills

Writing compelling copy that stands out from a sea of content.

Finding the best voice to appeal to your customers.

Having correct opinions about movies.

Dodging phone calls that could have been a text.

Weapon of Choice

Notion

Last known identity

Ojas Thakur

Codename

Botticelli

Expertise

Developer, Armchair philosopher

Skills

Using his MERN stack skills to develop intuitive, interactive websites

Implementing smooth animations for responsive websites that visitors can’t forget

Sitting in one chair for 7 hours to finally beat Valorant

Avoiding getting bugs in his face as he bikes through kilometers of valleys and mountains

Weapon of Choice

Webflow and JavaScript

Last known identity

Ayon Acharjee

Codename

Duchamp

Expertise

Designer, Binge-watcher

Skills

Designing stunning visuals to woo your potential customers

Creating professional websites that never look boring

Casually beating hardcore gamers (cough cough Ojas cough) in offhand challenges

Memorizing every single family tree from Game of Thrones

Weapon of Choice

Figma

The code we live by

Have fun

You don't choose a life of crime and usurping conventional, shitty websites so you can dread the work.

We're here to rob your potential buyers of their breaths. We're here to be notorious. Fun is compulsory!

Be kind

We might be hardened criminals with a history of charming visitors into becoming loyal customers for our clients—but we're 100% soft-hearted and friendly.
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Beetle Beetle is a zero-meanness zone.

Out-rival yourself

No one wants to see the same thrilling heist twice. Once the secrets are out, it's not exciting anymore.
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We're determined to connive and plot and make something new and better every single time we take a project on.

Keep learning

Maestros aren’t born. They’re made. Through vigorous study and practice.

That’s why we’re always stocking up on books and courses and newsletters from the greats who came before us.

Join us in saving the world from generic, me-too SaaS websites.

We’re always on the lookout for notorious copywriters, designers or developers. Just shoot us an email with your cover letter and portfolio.

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