CONFIDENTIAL
Project Beetle Beetle
19
Vagabonds
19
Unique skill-sets
50+
Successful website heists
And 1 thing that unites us:
An unending love of beetles?
A boundless desire for money?
A passion to create high-converting, well-positioned, research-driven websites for ambitious b2b SaaS products.
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Mission
Steal the #1 Spot in your Industry for you.
Our mission is to help you defeat mediocre competitors who’re winning just because they got there first or have more money to spend.
We’re dedicated to helping good products get the success they deserve, through better positioning and sharper messaging.
Target
Your biggest, meanest competitors.
We break into your industry, map out the code that gets the audience's attention—and before the competition knows it, you're capturing the market.
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Known Crew Members
Last known identity
Sumit Hegde
Codename
Klimt
Expertise
Co-founder, CEO, Part-time fashion influencer
Skills
Extracting the best insights from your customers
Getting your team aligned on your value props
Ensuring every project is successful and on-time
Keeping every one of his 2468 plants alive
Weapon of Choice
Slack
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Last known identity
Isha Mandloi
Codename
Weiwei
Expertise
Head Copywriter, Co-founder, God of hoarding
Skills
Diving deep to find value props for your product
Writing hard-hitting copy that engages with your visitors
Buying books she will read....eventually
Gearing up to fill the spot Roger Federer left in the tennis world
Weapon of Choice
Zoom
Last known identity
Manisha Hegde
Codename
Kusama
Expertise
Head Developer, Dog Instagram account owner
Skills
Building powerful no-code websites fast
Creating interactions that make your website feel lux
Watching an alarming number of B-grade horror films
Making unnecessary bets about everything and anything
Weapon of Choice
Webflow
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Last known identity
Fatih Takey
Codename
Monet
Expertise
Design Manager, Official Introvert
Skills
Creating visuals that help visitors understand your product
Designing websites that make your visitors fall in love with your brand
Producing the perfect reaction gif/meme for every occasion. Queen’s dead? You got it.
Bartering souls for Spotify in exchange of a banging music taste
Weapon of Choice
Figma
Last known identity
Sanjivani Mandloi
Codename
O'Keefe
Expertise
Copywriter, In-house Bollywood pundit
Skills
Finding the biggest pain points your product solves
Writing copy that makes visitors take action right now
Fangirling over BTS
Writing long, sentimental Instagram captions once in 7 months and then disappearing
Weapon of Choice
Notion
Last known identity
Semanti Ray
Codename
Van Gogh
Expertise
Copywriter, Serial Cake-maker
Skills
Giving a unique twist to the traditional site structure
Turning your customer data into captivating copy
Reading (and writing) a nauseating amount of romance novels
Giving the insider info on eyeshadow techniques
Weapon of Choice
Notion
Last known identity
Tarun Kumar
Codename
Matisse
Expertise
Developer, Gully-Cricket Captain
Skills
Smoothing over animations and hooking up your website to other tools
Making your website mobile-responsive
Practising Roman Reigns’ Finisher Spear on family and friends
Watching reruns of Messi matches and yelling vigorously at the TV screen
Weapon of Choice
Webflow
Last known identity
Disha Dhingra
Codename
Goya
Expertise
Developer, Dark Academia Enthusiast
Skills
Developing responsive, secure websites that give you peace of mind
Finding and squashing pesky bugs on your website
Bingeing all 15 seasons of Supernatural in < 2 weeks
Spreading dark-academia gospel with her second-hand book store
Weapon of Choice
Webflow
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Last known identity
Najmul Hasan
Codename
Dali
Expertise
Designer, Dedicated Cat-Person
Skills
Experimenting with unique layouts and helping your website stand out
Turning long-form copy into beautiful readable sections
Competing for the Sleepiest Person in the World badge
Reading up on history so he can repeat the mistakes of our ancestors
Weapon of Choice
Figma
Last known identity
Pankaj Samtani
Codename
Magritte
Expertise
Developer, Wannabe Instagram model
Skills
Developing easy-to-maintain, intuitive websites that never break
Implementing quick fixes that boost your website score
Denying his coffee addiction
Running his secret Aespa fan-account
Weapon of Choice
Webflow
Last known identity
Falak Mehta
Codename
Basquiat
Expertise
Illustration designer, Sunset-lover
Skills
Designing visually stunning graphics that bring life to your static website
Crushing narrative, decorative, informative or conceptual illustrations
Petting every dog she sees
Never missing a photo op ever
Weapon of Choice
Illustrator & Figma
Last known identity
Abdur Rafi Joy
Codename
da Vinci
Expertise
Designer, Token Londoner
Skills
Designing websites that land on ‘Best Websites of 20XX’ lists
Creating buttery sections that your visitors cannot stop scrolling
Anonymously reporting all Liverpool fan accounts on Twitter
Finding a brand new adventure sport to feed his adrenaline craving
Weapon of Choice
Figma
Last known identity
Harish Singh
Codename
Mondrian
Expertise
Motion Designer, to-be-SRK
Skills
Making buttery smooth animations that thrill your audience
Designing visual and sound effects that bring video to life
Devoting his life to animation and video editing tools
Saving up to buy YouTube premium
Weapon of Choice
After Effects
Last known identity
Mahfujul Karim
Codename
Delacroix
Expertise
Designer, Cutest Smile Award Winner
Skills
Creating content sections that beautifully display complex copy
Finding innovative ways to display product info on your site
Providing striking (but unprompted) commentary on every football match
Leading expert on dubbed South Indian cinema
Weapon of Choice
Figma
Last known identity
Pradipta Ray
Codename
Hokusai
Expertise
Copywriter, Maker of delicious soups
Skills
Writing compelling copy that stands out from a sea of content.
Finding the best voice to appeal to your customers.
Having correct opinions about movies.
Dodging phone calls that could have been a text.
Weapon of Choice
Notion
Last known identity
Ojas Thakur
Codename
Botticelli
Expertise
Developer, Armchair philosopher
Skills
Using his MERN stack skills to develop intuitive, interactive websites
Implementing smooth animations for responsive websites that visitors can’t forget
Sitting in one chair for 7 hours to finally beat Valorant
Avoiding getting bugs in his face as he bikes through kilometers of valleys and mountains
Weapon of Choice
Webflow and JavaScript
Last known identity
Ayon Acharjee
Codename
Duchamp
Expertise
Designer, Binge-watcher
Skills
Designing stunning visuals to woo your potential customers
Creating professional websites that never look boring
Casually beating hardcore gamers (cough cough Ojas cough) in offhand challenges
Memorizing every single family tree from Game of Thrones
Weapon of Choice
Figma
The code we live by
Have fun
You don't choose a life of crime and usurping conventional, shitty websites so you can dread the work.
We're here to rob your potential buyers of their breaths. We're here to be notorious. Fun is compulsory!
We're here to rob your potential buyers of their breaths. We're here to be notorious. Fun is compulsory!
Be kind
We might be hardened criminals with a history of charming visitors into becoming loyal customers for our clients—but we're 100% soft-hearted and friendly.
Beetle Beetle is a zero-meanness zone.
Beetle Beetle is a zero-meanness zone.
Out-rival yourself
No one wants to see the same thrilling heist twice. Once the secrets are out, it's not exciting anymore.
We're determined to connive and plot and make something new and better every single time we take a project on.
We're determined to connive and plot and make something new and better every single time we take a project on.
Keep learning
Maestros aren’t born. They’re made. Through vigorous study and practice.
That’s why we’re always stocking up on books and courses and newsletters from the greats who came before us.
That’s why we’re always stocking up on books and courses and newsletters from the greats who came before us.
Join us in saving the world from generic, me-too SaaS websites.
We’re always on the lookout for notorious copywriters, designers or developers. Just shoot us an email with your cover letter and portfolio.
Submit your application
Looking to unlock the next stage of growth for your B2B SaaS product?
In the past 4 years, we’ve helped over 50+ SaaS companies grow faster with crystal-clear messaging and high-performing websites.
See how we can help
Our recent client results
417%
Increase in qualified demo calls
82%
Increase in conv. rate per user
207%
Increase in conversion rate
230%
Increase in conversion of MOM
125%
Increase in conversion rate
122%
Growth in total revenue
74%
Increase in conversion rate
60%
Increase in qualified demo calls
60%
Increase in conv. rate per session
158%
Increase in job applications
25%
Growth in monthly recurring revenue
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